The Still-Hot Mug
The intelligent vessel with a single conviction! Regardless of temperature, contents, or the march of time, its display proclaims STILL HOT. It is not always correct, citizen. It is always certain!
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★ Shipped across the void — free! Arrives in 5–7 business days.
Technical marvels & measurements
| Functions | 0 |
|---|---|
| Sensors | 1 |
| Messages | 1 (STILL HOT) |
| Accuracy | Occasional |
| Certainty | Total! |
| Point of origin | The edge of the observable universe |
| Certificate no. | 0000-000-000 |
“Certainty, citizen! The rarest brew of all!”
— Captain Null, The Man of Nothing