The origin story, exactly as it happened
The Legend of Captain Null!
The true and complete account, sworn before the VÖID Code Authority.
Meanwhile, at the edge of the observable universe…
The complete origin, in six astounding panels
In a world drowning in useful objects…
…one man dared to ask the question no one would: what if… nothing?
He found his purpose — and his purpose was none! Captain Null was born!
He swore the Oath of Empty Hands: to defend the useless against all improvement!
Thus rose the VÖID Code Authority! Every wonder watched, inspected, and certified to do nothing at all!
His watch continues to this day. Citizens of Earth, sleep soundly: nothing is happening!
Official business of the Authority
The VÖID Code Authority!
Every wonder submitted to the Authority is placed upon the inspection pedestal and watched, around the clock, by trained observers. If it does something, anything at all, it is returned to the world of ordinary tools, unmarked and unmourned!
But if it does nothing, and continues to do nothing, it receives the mark you see on every page of this catalog: Certified Exquisitely Pointless! Accept no substitutes, citizen. If it lacks the seal, it may do something!
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