The Connected Stone
It pairs! It is a rock! Science's greatest triumph fits in your palm — and does nothing with it!
VÖID COMICS
No. 1 • JULY
No. 1 • JULY
Introducing — the astounding Captain Null! The Man of Nothing!
VÖID Comics proudly presents
At last, citizen! Objects that do absolutely nothing!
Certified Exquisitely Pointless!
Every object bears the mark of the VÖID Code Authority.
Shipped Across the Void — Free!
From our dimension to your doorstep in 5–7 business days.
Guaranteed to Do Nothing!
Not now. Not ever. That is our solemn promise.
Turn to page 7 for savings beyond comprehension
This Issue's Astounding Offers!
Every wonder inspected, certified, and sworn to accomplish nothing.
The Do Nothing Button
One button! Zero functions! Press it in an emergency — there will be no emergencies!
The Monochrome Cube
Every face the same! Arrives solved — stays solved! 100% completion, guaranteed!
The Still-Hot Mug
The mug that knows! Its display reads STILL HOT — always! Not always right. Always certain!
Meanwhile, at the edge of the observable universe…
The Legend of Captain Null!
In a world drowning in useful objects…
…one man dared to ask the question no one would: what if… nothing?
He found his purpose — and his purpose was none! Captain Null was born!
Clip & Send — The VÖID Bulletin, Free!
New wonders, certified monthly, delivered straight to discerning citizens of Earth.
Mailed monthly across the void. No postage necessary.