The Singular Jigsaw
One piece! One glorious piece! Open the box and the picture is complete before your very eyes. Frame it at once, champion, for you have already won!
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Technical marvels & measurements
| Functions | 0 |
|---|---|
| Pieces | 1 |
| Assembly time | 0 seconds! |
| Completion | 1000%! |
| Edge pieces | Also 1 |
| Point of origin | The edge of the observable universe |
| Certificate no. | 0000-000-000 |
“The greatest puzzle, citizen, is no puzzle at all!”
— Captain Null, The Man of Nothing